THE NEW SUCKADELIC.COM

 Thank Fucking God for SQUARESPACE!!! I have been trying to get a new Website since 2010. The last site I had was created in 2003 using Adobe GOLIVE (which is like Dreamweaver) and working on it was a living hell. Everything had to be done manually, it took forever, and it looked like shit. It had to go. I went through mad designers, developers, and programs with nothing clicking for me. I tried Wordpress, but I was too stoned and stupid to figure it out. Some other dickhole took $2000 from me to build some kind of CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM, then promptly created a giant piece of shit, then disappeared. To make matters worse, I got some Malware on my server and had to delete everything that was still up from the old website and never fixed it. I just assumed I would get it figured out "soon" and just left it. For years all I had was a stupid homepage that linked to a store. No info, no photos, no nothing. YEARS LATER it's finally done! Everybody was telling me Squarespace was the shit, and it is! It took me about a week and a half to get used to it. (I actually punched another hole in my wall during one of the more frustrating interludes) But now that I suffered through figuring it out, I love it, and I recommend it. (The Customer Service People are great. They answer fast and put up with a lot of snarky emails where I asked stupid questions that were easily resolved just by reading the help guides) ANYWAY, this is huge news because so many of my initiatives have been on hold while I waited to have the website finished. To tell you the truth, I have been operating these last few years in a sort of developmental holding pattern. So much of what I am planning to do with my Business requires that I have a clean, clear presentation of my work that I can use to solicit bigger activity. So look out Suckers! 2015 is the SHIT! New Studio, new webstore, new computer, new website, newly single, I'm about to do some shit you never heard of before. Get ready.....

THE $UPER $UCKLORD